I’ve gone through some unfortunate fashion periods in my life, most of them during my younger days. I’ve worn jeans that look like they’ve been attacked by piranhas and jeans that look like they’ve been washed on rocks by people who just soaked their hands in Clorox. I’m done flitting from designer to designer, only to end up with a closet full of jeans too absurdly tight or too hypercolored or too shredded to be worn to anything besides a dark gay bar in 1984. Those days are over for me. Levi’s Men’s 501 Original Fit are basically all I wear when I’m not wearing pajamas or I haven’t been forced into formalwear. They’re comfortable. They fit well. They wash well. And if you’ve got an uncommon body type like mine, you can use Amazon to order them to your exact size.